Yo dudes! I just got my old domain back and I’m currently working out the kinks of making the Biz what I’ve always wanted it to be! From now on you can catch all my new posts at www.timbrewer.biz!
Expect more updates, more news and more awesomeness at the still-being-worked-on NEW BIZ!
thanks, seeya there!
As I mentioned in my previous posts, I recently saw, “No Country for Old Men”. It was awesome. Tense. Involving. Realistic. Everything a movie should be. The characters really felt like people you would meet in real life, I think thats what won me over, I cared so much more about what was going on in the movie after I felt a connection with the people in it.
Anyway, enough with that gay shit. While I was in the movie I started thinking of people I would love to/hate to see No Country for Old Men with, here it goes:
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Love to see it with: Ron Paul
Why? - First off, I think the guy hung the effin moon, second, I feel like he would really appreciate Llewelyn’s struggle to do what he believed was the right thing, even if it was selfish. I also feel like he would appreciate the killer’s fervor and tenacity. Ron Paul is a man who sticks to his guns, and this movie has plenty of guns.
Power Comment during the movie: ” Why does that guy have to hide his gun under his trailer? If you just open the constitution and read it, it says we have the right to bear arms!”
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Would hate to see it with: Rudy Giuliani
Why? - Watching this movie with Giuliani would be hell. I don’t think his Philistine brain could appreciate the depth of the movie: the absence of a soundtrack, Chigurh’s incredibly tense and compelling character and so forth. Plus he would make annoying 9/11 references the entire time.
Power quote: “Wow, so that guy is just dead. Well, his family is going to take it hard. Just like 9/11, I had no idea how to recover, where to go from there, what to do. But I did, and the people of New York did, and the people of America did, and it shows the power of the human spirit.”
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Would love to see it with: Andrew Jackson
Why: Old Hickory, the father of American badassery. If there was ever a man you would want to see a gory, intense and suspenseful movie with, it would be him. The hero of multiple battles and a real man’s President, this guy didn’t take any shit and would duel you in an instant. The gun fights and vigilante spirit of the film would keep him on the edge of his seat. Also, he would swear and insult people in 1800’s style dialect - which would make me laugh.
Power quote: ” I declare, the way in which this man, Chigurg, kills people reminds me of how I want to horribly maim Kanye West.”
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Would hate to see it with: Kanye West
Why: Kanye West is a little bitch. He thinks he makes the best music known to man, but in reality his music is mediocre at best. When the main demographic for your fan base is suburban white teenagers, its a safe bet you don’t make the best music known to man. The guy pisses and moans every time he loses at an awards show and rants in magazines about how he should win everything…plus black people always talk during movies and its super annoying. But I’m always too scared to say anything. Forget that.
Power Quote: “whoa whoa whoa whoa…are you serious? This movie won tons of awards? I spent one million dollars on my music video, and I didn’t win an award!?”
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I just noticed that 3 out of these 4 people are/were once involved in American politics. I’m so awesomely nerdy. I think now I’m going to spend the rest of the day putting new speakers on my car. Should be fun.
- Check ya later
TB
If you’ve known me for longer than a couple of years, you are aware of my epic battle for the domain name “timbrewer.com”. I used to record telephone messages and conversations and email correspondences I had with Tim Brewer from www.timbrewer.com on my Xanga where I would beg him for the domain name and accuse him of being my biological father. Perhaps a threat to sue for back child support based on nothing more than a shared nomenclature is a bit extreme/illegal, but I really wanted timbrewer.com. Anyway, I looked up this a-hole’s info on GoDaddy to see when his contract was up with his host:
Tim Brewer
383 Johnny Cash Pkwy.
Hendersonville, Tennessee 37075
United States
Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: TIMBREWER.COM
Created on: 06-Jun-01
Expires on: 06-Jun-12
Last Updated on: 08-Mar-07
Administrative Contact:
Brewer, Tim tbrewerre@aol.com
383 Johnny Cash Pkwy.
Hendersonville, Tennessee 37075
United States
+1.6158008824
Technical Contact:
Brewer, Tim tbrewerre@aol.com
383 Johnny Cash Pkwy.
Hendersonville, Tennessee 37075
United States
+1.6158008824
Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.ADVANCEDACCESS.COM
NS2.ADVANCEDACCESS.COM
…..not until freaking 2012! Jeez Louise. I don’t know what I’m going to do now. One good thing is that he totally lives on “Johnny Cash Parkway” - which is effing hilarious. Just look at the guy:
…The banner should read, “welcome to Hell” Because that’s what I feel like. Hell is this douchebag owning www.timbrewer.com for the next 4 years. Gosh, I feel like my life is in a downward spiral. All hope is not lost, however, I’ve been considering some other domain names, such as:
www.timbrewer.tv
www.timbrewer.net
www.timbrewer.org
…or just going back to my original and classic: www.timbrewer.biz. That involves a few phone calls, but no biggie. Anyway, now that I posted all of the fake Tim Brewer’s personal info, feel free to write him a letter expressing your disdain for his ownership of www.timbrewer.com. If you feel compelled, let me know which domain name you like the best!
- I’m going to Wal-Mart.
T-Wrecks
I’m not going to lie, this MEGAPOST business was a novel idea, but in reality was pretty disappointing. I had a podcast and awesome stuff like that planned, but my computer always seems to break when I need it the most. So does my car. I am without ride until those fags at “Just Brakes” call me back to pick up my shiz.
This leaves me with only one thing to do:
2007, a Year in Review, by Tim Brewer
Wow, this year has brought so much. I think it might be easier to categorize things into different groups of things that happened this year, both to me and in the world in general. Here we go:
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Awesome stuff in 2007:
Uncool stuff in 2007:
* enough money to fit in your ass, if you use the metric system
** ugs: (noun) a colloquial term indicating a girls unattractiveness. Ex: “Dude, that chick is super ugs, I bet she works as a coke mule or dates a wigger.”
Readers,
These past few days have been pretty awesome. Chicks, brews and my dudes. My two best friends in the entire world, Daniel, and Zach (from www.zacharyjbringstheruckus.com) are in town from Mississippi and we totally went to Medieval Times last night. It was a shit-ton of fun, but I feel like I paid too much for it. “Dragon Tail Soup”? - bullshit, that was totally vegetable soup you filthy wench. Long story short, our knight lost, which I should have seen coming because his character really didn’t develop enough during the show for him to turn out to be the hero anyway. What was hilarious was that the “white knight” won, and he totally looked like he was dressed in a Klan uniform with his white-sheeted horse and all. Anyway, I know what you all want, check out these effing studs at MT:
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…damn. I gotta stop posting such sexy pictures of hot dudes on here, I’m probably responsible for ruining tons of marriages and relationships. Here are a few more pics of us acting like jackasses around Dallas:
…man, the Toxic Avenger was so bad ass. We made this list of things to do this week when the first arrived, and we’ve already done everything on the list: visit the 6th floor museum and make obnoxious comments about CIA conspiracies, see No Country for Old Men (which rules by the way, at least I’m pretty sure, I fell asleep halfway through)…and so forth. The Sixth Floor museum was really traumatic for Zack because he had no idea JFK was dead before he went. After a little consoling and sobbing, he was alright.
In closing, I had a flood of awesome/shitty ideas as far as stuff for The Biz, so I split them up into this dope MEGAPOST. Second part of this MEGAPOST will be up either later today or tomorrow, expect it to be epic. Expect your mind blown.
- Peace, ho-mas
T-Rex
yo dudes,
I’ve been in Mississippi and Louisiana for the past few days, doing the Christmas thing. I got tons of itunes giftcards and such, so I’ve been using this itunes “plus” garbage a lot. Screw DRM, I know how to stick it to the man.
I’ve been in Lafayette, Louisiana for the past couple of days with my brother and mom. It’s been ok. It’s good to be with family - reminds you who you are. I like it. Anyway, Lafayette is an interesting town. Everyone here is either really fat and ugly, and looks like a child molester, or is extremely hot. It hurts my brain to look at the people walking by in the mall. I feel like that guy on A Clockwork Orange who is forced to watch scenes of pretty flowers and people having fun, then it immediately cuts to people being executed and disemboweled.
In a related story, I got this sweet robe for Christmas:
…as you can see, I’ve been wearing the hell out of it. A robe, I’ve discovered, is everything you want in a towel, and everything a towel should be. You don’t have to hold a robe at your waist so it doesn’t fall off. You can just don it straight out of the shower (or bath of infidel blood if you’re Muslim) and rock it. Which got me thinking, how socially acceptable would it be to wear a robe outside of the house? - to class? - to the store? I mean, I’m not showing anyone my bits an pieces or anything. Sure, I’m nude underneath and a gale-force wind could give anyone around an eyeful, but are we going to ban women from wearing dresses? …yeah, I know, awesome point.
Anyway, I’m going to shower and do this groomsmen thing tonight. Everyone is getting married. My parents probably think I’m gay. I don’t think I’m gay. More on this robe experiment later,
hasta la pasta
- T-Rex
Sup fags,
Long day at work today. Tim Brewer = a working man.
I’ve decided not to check my blog stats anymore. For one, they are probably dismal beyond belief with the sabbatical I just took, and plus I’ve really come to realize that I need to write for myself, not for the joy of seeing a spike on my dashboard graph when I pump out new blogs. In other news, I’ve been getting some awesome ASS Christmas presents pretty early, including the book, “Confessions of an Economic Hitman” - which I put on my xtreme xmas wish list. It rules balls by the way.
I also got an itunes giftcard and treated myself to two new albums by bands who are new to me: The Dear Hunter - “Act II, the Meaning of and All Things Regarding Ms. Leading” - and A Dear in the Headlights - “Small Steps, Heavy Hooves” Both of these bands are pretty incredible. I love new music. I need at least one new album a week or I go crazy. (What’s up with bands using the word “dear” in a pseudo-clever way so much these days? The word “dear” is like the new “using a month in your band’s name” fad that went on in 2003 and 2004)
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So here we go, a little dirty laundry airing. I won’t subject you to too much, because for one I don’t feel comfortable doing that, plus this blog is about awesome shit, not shitty shit. I broke up with my girlfriend recently and it has pretty much been the most terrible time of my life in the past few years. I had the cops called on me for trying to take my cat, Monster, back and for calmly demanding an explanation for her douche-baggery.
- yep. Cops. Course I’m not in any trouble. Worry not, reader. This situation mixed with school, work and so on has a lot to do with why I’ve been MIA as of late. But things are moving forward and I’m super available now. Make out session?…absolute, let’s do it. Groping in the Rockin’ Civ…well, don’t get ahead of yourself.
Some of my dudes were just in town and we chilled to the max. 4 of the most handsome dudes to ever trot the earth:
- Nice. In this pic we’re at a restaurant where, not bragging, but the waitress totally hit on me. ( did she get a make-out/grope session in the Rockin’ Civ? … pfff. Gentlemen do not kiss and tell)
Alright kids, I’m tired as fack.
- lates
T-Red
Hello friends.
Many of you may be wondering where I’ve been, and why the Biz has been devoid of any new content. Well, after one of the hardest semesters I’ve had yet and the worst breakup of my life, I just needed a week or two to calm down and spend some time away from everything. Today looks great outside, and as I leave for work I am excited about today and all the new Biz posting that’s going down! Even on weeks I have really low hits, I still get obscene amounts of joy from blogging, and I hope that you, reader, get obscene amounts of joy from reading my blogs.
I’m flying home on the 24th for Christmas with the fam/friends and I will be putting up an awesome interview with my brother about his third nipple among other things. Expect awesomeness…I am stoked. I am also stoked because I got these awesome shoes yesterday on sale:
- That’s just one of them, there are actually 2 shoes in accordance with the number of feet I have. Also, I finally got my hoodie in the mail:
- Wow, look at me rock that like a B.A.
Much more to come tonight, including whats been going on in my life, my thoughts on current events and much more!
- T-Rex
I bought World War Z on tuesday. I finished it on my break at work today. 342 pages, and a ton of wasted time. I highly suggest everyone read this book. It will teach you a lot of things such as:
- handicapped people have a higher chance of surviving zombie apocalypses than regular people
- guns always leave you in a bad position, use bats or shovels to smash zombie dome
- Zombies are a million times more interesting to read about than Canterbury Tales
…man, fuck Canterbury Tales. I have 3 days to finish work for 4 classes and get this semester behind me. Whateves. Maybe this is when I start snorting booger sugar. That always helps the underdog in those wacky college movies.
anyway, I found out that the acclaimed zombie novel “Monster Island” is in full text online. So…I guess I know what I’m doing for the next few days: http://www.brokentype.com/monster/000263.html
- Catch you dudes on the flip-flop
-T-Rex
